I thoroughly believe
that I will one day find my happily ever after and ride off into the
sunset. Today is not that day.
Until that day comes
here are my options.
1. Sell my soul to the devil so I no longer
feel anything (no guilt, no remorse, no responsibility)
2. Find myself a sugar daddy who will leave
me his millions in return for my amazing companionship. And companionship only. (None of that Hugh Hefner nonsense.)
3. Find myself a cardboard box, a ukulele,
and a tin can (really, it can only go up from here)
4. Be a dog walker that charges $17 an hour.
(Now, I just need upper body strength.)
5. Finish my degree and find gainful
employment that will fulfill me.
Well, my options are
limited. And only one seems entirely
feasible. Welcome to my new adventure
blog ladies and gentlemen!
Sometimes, I remind myself that I am funny. This post is one of those times.
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